The Official Cunt Hair Ruler

$10.99

10 in stock (can be backordered)

Description

The Official Cunt Hair Ruler boasts several useful features.

The exclusive “Zero Centering Feature” allows the user to easily move something a cunt hair to the left, or right. The handy centering mark establishes a constant point for those tricky situations where you just moved it a cunt hair to left, and now realize it really needs to go a cunt hair to the right. Make the adjustment in confidence knowing you never lost your center point!

A handy Depth Gauge Clip has been included for those tricky blind holes and height adjustments. Simply position the ruler and slide the Depth Gauge into place to capture the measurement.

Need to trim just a cunt hair off the edge? Set the Depth Gauge to the desired spot, and use it as an edge guide while holding a pencil at the end of the ruler. It doesn’t get any easier than this!

When you’re done, the clip secures the ruler in your shirt pocket where it will be ready for that next precision measurement.