Does not include frame
Commemorate your spot in the Top 100 Aircraft Mechanics with this virtuous award.
In recognition of your mastery of the aircraft mechanic trade,
your dexterity in throwing tools, your in-depth understanding of
righty-tighty lefty-loosey, for your creativity in the incessant use
of curse words, for your innate ability to piss off meat servos,
because you drink MEK and piss Skydrol
and for your ability to not give a single fuck.
YOU MUST EMAIL ME (firstname.lastname@example.org) THE NAME YOU WANT PRINTED ON THE CERTIFICATE. Or, you can message me on Facebook.